THE RETURN OF THE MASTER OF BLOGS

Sorry guys, I was busy spending time in jail because the MAN was keeping me down in the prison. Mkay? So while I was in jail, Cameron was giving me feedback on what was happening at home. She told me that the tall man in her head was becoming friends with her. I was kind of disappointed to be honest, She seemed a little TOO happy to becoming friends with him. Then i knew what was going on, It occurred to me like a barrel of milk flying at me at 78mph. Cameron was cheating on me with Sharron. I was very disgruntled with this news to myself so I ran over to the Chuck E. Cheese to confront Sharron. I used my EBT card to buy Chuck E. Cheese tokens and I played a few games, It was really fun, especially that game where you jump the invisible 10 times in a row for the extra tickets. Or Skeeball. You can never go wrong with skeeball. Anyways. Sharron was inside the Chuck E. costume and I went up with my colt 45 from my back pocket and then I show Sharron in the foot, I asked him what he was doing with my wife. He told me that he wasn't doing my wife, he was in fact, having sexual dildo intercourse with Noah, my butler, I thanked him for his honestly. I gave him a ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS for his foot. As the kids ran away from me, Considering I had a gun, I saw the tall man, in a car. And he sucked up the children in his mouth like a whore after she found "Alabama Black Snake" at happy hour at TGI fridays. I ran away as fast as I could, I got home and I hid the gun and the evidence, We couldn't find a box for the gun to be hid inside, so we hid it inside of Noah.